Gay Quotes

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.  ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.  That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals.  It’s just that they need more supervision.  ~Lynn Lavner

You don’t have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.  ~Barry Goldwater

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?  ~Ernest Gaines

Who would give a law to lovers?  Love is unto itself a higher law.  ~Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524

 If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work:  “Hello.  Can’t work today, still queer.”  ~Robin Tyler

Labels are for filing.  Labels are for clothing.  Labels are not for people.  ~Martina Navratilova

 Labels?  Okay, fine.  I’m bisensual.  Heteroflexible.  And life-curious.  That about covers it.  ~Morgan Torva

As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social.  ~Joseph Francis

The next time someone asks you, “Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?” tell them, “Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview… then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.”  ~Karen Williams